Posted on 08/07/2006 8:15:38 PM PDT by PA-RIVER
make sure that baby gets his hands washed real good. great picture
im sorry that list is of the most left wing wackjobs you can think of.even moderates wont go for them.what a pathetic bunch of 60s hippies.im so glad they are running!
Can we take up a donation for a case of boomerang shaped ash trays?
. . . perhaps with a gift of some pets to match them . . . say some certain tiny South African or Central American frogs? Given that she's an ecologist and all.
Naw. Wouldn't want to insult the frogs.
Better lambasting than turkey basting.
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender working behind the counter. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ, sir?"
The man replies, "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and the
inaccuracies in The DaVinci Code.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool. I wonder if it works every time?" He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot
serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "About a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's body parts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, about 50, I think."
And the robot says....real slow,
"So... is... your... party... gonna... nominate... Hillary... for.. president?
And just think, these comments were from former-Bostonians who moved to New Hampshire. Just think of how Democrat voters from Georgia and Nebraska will feel.
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