What do they mean "missing"?
My suspicion meter is pegged at "10".
How about an Amber Alert and a nation wide manhunt? Maybe they've been kidnapped?... or is something else going on?
Check your milk cartons. Other places to look for the missing:
Taxi Cabs,
7/11's
Hotel clerks
1-800- number helplines for credit cards, computers, banks and any so called service provider.
Revivals of Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat
Low budget film versions of the Mummy, Cleopatra
The 10 Commandments, and Aida.
Camel races
That should narrow down the " where do we find them list".