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To: La Enchiladita

1000 EST


56 posted on 08/06/2006 11:01:55 PM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: MagUSNRET

Super! That will give me the chance to watch before I leave in the morning. And so, I must sign off tho it is difficult, don't want to miss that speech.

BTW, you are a Vietnam vet? I keep a list of FR 'Nam vets.


58 posted on 08/06/2006 11:04:33 PM PDT by La Enchiladita (Make your choice and save your tears....AM YISRAEL CHAI!)
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To: MagUSNRET

I know it's way off topic...but it's late and everyone needs a laugh to take the edge off of the stress of this war...So here's a Cajun joke for everyone before they sign off:

Boudreaux's wife, Cidalise, is in the ICU in a coma. She's been in a coma for a week and shows no signs of coming out of the coma. They've tried talking to her, playing her favorite Cajun music, had the kids come in and sing to her...and nothing seems to stir any responses from her.

So the doctor calls Boudreaux aside and says that he may want to try some sort of physical stimulation.

Boudreaux says "Mais what you mean?"

The doctor says that Boundreaux may want to try arousing Cidalise sexually.

Boudreaux asks "How I'm gonna do dat?"

The doctor suggests that Boudreaux should perform oral sex on Cidalise.

Boudreaux replies "Oh mais non, we ain't never did anyt'ing lak dat?"

Days go by and Cidalise is still in a coma. The doctor again asks Boudreaux if he would try to arouse Cidalise sexually. This time Boudreaux agrees. So the doctor says they will keep anyone from entering the room while they are having their private moment. And Boudreaux proceeds.

A few minutes later, the nurses at the monitoring station hear the alarms going off that Cidalise has stopped breathing and her heart has stopped.

So the nurses and doctor run into the room screaming "What happened, what happened?"

Boudreaux replies "I donno, she musta choked"


78 posted on 08/06/2006 11:24:40 PM PDT by RouxStir (Refreshingly Offensive, with Hints of Cohiba and Auchentoshen.)
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