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To: BenLurkin

We had a similar problem with cable service after my dad died...they finally stopped sending a bill when my brother wrote them back and told them to send the bill to heaven because that is where he could be found and he doubted they had cable in heaven.


6 posted on 08/06/2006 8:07:54 AM PDT by Kimmers
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To: Kimmers
We had a similar problem with cable service after my dad died...they finally stopped sending a bill when my brother wrote them back and told them to send the bill to heaven because that is where he could be found and he doubted they had cable in heaven.

Hell, perhaps, but I'm sure it's HD digital satellite in heaven. :-)

23 posted on 08/06/2006 9:13:37 AM PDT by GLDNGUN
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he doubted they had cable in heaven.

I'd kinda like to believe that there is cable in Heaven. Preferably, high-definition widescreen with free HBO.

:-)

28 posted on 08/06/2006 10:29:11 AM PDT by Drew68
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he doubted they had cable in heaven.

Of course he's correct. Everyone knows that in Heaven you get Dish Network.

L

55 posted on 08/06/2006 12:32:03 PM PDT by Lurker (islam is NOT a religion. It's a political ideology masquerading as a one.)
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