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To: MAD-AS-HELL

always wondered; butchers put meat on dispay, a pawn shop has the tree-doodad hanging outside. fish mongers...well fish. How a moil advertise his craft....


6 posted on 08/06/2006 7:02:07 AM PDT by Gunny P (Gunny P)
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To: Gunny P
How does a moil advertise his craft?...

He uses the foreskins to make a wallet. When you rub it, it becomes a suitcase.

{rimshot}

17 posted on 08/06/2006 7:26:33 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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A man passed a store window with nothing in it but a clock, stepped inside, and asked, “How long would it take you to fix my watch?”

“How should I know?” shrugged the baleboss. “I don’t fix watches. I’m a mohel.

“But—in your window—you have a clock!”

“So what would you put in the window?”

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— Leo Rosten, The Joys of Yiddish.


25 posted on 08/06/2006 10:44:53 AM PDT by dighton
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