[PA-RIVER]

"believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear" is now "none of what you see, none of what you hear".

I am really shocked, shocked that I was so gullible to think that pic might be real.

Explodng pick up trucks on date line, Real but fake documents by Dan Rather, you think I would have learned!

[Chode]

this one needs to be in there somewhere...

LOOK... it's TouristSenator!!!
It shows up in more places than TouristGuy did only with less style and substance...
she's Vaporware, just an empty crusty.
(Please spread me around like the parasite that i am...)