No, Cindy, no! You desparately need to offer yourself as a human shield on top of one of those buildings housing a Hezbollah rocket launcher that the IDF wants to bomb. Only you can save the Lebanese from the IDF. We know the IDF will respect your "absolute moral authority."
Go be a human shield, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!
Shalom.
Shalom.
May she rest in peaces. (Many,many peaces)