[altura]

I think you could walking in safety through a nudist camp if the women there looked like the women I see in the dressing room of my health club.

For every fit-looking, attractive woman there are ten older, saggier and baggier ones.

Clothes, ladies. They're a big help. I don't want get any full frontal (or rear) views of hairy old pot-bellied men either.

[ut1992]

I know what you mean.

When I was an undergrad at UT-Austin ('88-'92) my roommate and I decided to check out Hippy Hollow to do, well, what college-age guys do. Those familiar with Austin probably know this place, for those who aren't it is a clothing optional "beach" started by "old hippies"...hence the name.

We get there and start walking along the shoreline and we couldn't stop laughing....most of the people there we old hippies that looked like they were ridin' hard and hung up to dry.

We decided this is not a place for us. As we're walking back two elderly (well, elderly to us at the that age...50 something) ladies in the buff walk up to us and were trying their best "lines" on us...yuck...they looked like two dried up prunes.

We never went back and we had to hoist a lot of pitchers that night to get the images out of our head.

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I don't want get any full frontal (or rear) views of hairy old pot-bellied men either.

Yer gonna hurt my feeeeeelings...