Sounds like a Teutonic Twart to me.
Yeah, it's twoo, it's twoo...
yep, WEICHSELBAUM definately has teutonic roots (or is it 'twarts'?). 'Weich' is 'softly' and 'Baum' is 'tree', but Simone is French.
Which would make her really screwed up. The German in her would want to take over the world while her French part would want to surrender.
So her 'shrink' bills must be enormous, it's no wonder she can't spell.