President George W. Bush addresses the audience in the East Room as actor Rob Schneider, decked out in a patriotic cowboy hat, takes a photograph Nov. 2. White House photo by Eric Draper.
Rob Schneider should have no trouble in defining what is the flag as it has been conveniently defined for him.
According to the flag laws of the District of Columbia and most states, the words "Flag of the United States" include any flag, or picture of any flag, in which the colors, the stars, and the stripes may be shown in any number which, WITHOUT careful examination or deliberation, the average person may believe to represent the Flag of the United States.