Theme park calls off "Muslim Fun Day"

Reuters ^ | Wed Aug 2, 2006

[montyspython]

Calling all BiH mujos, the park is now open.

[7thson]

This sounds like something from the Onion or Scrappleface.

[montyspython]

Nope, Reuters dude. The fact that this was attempted or even simply contemplated is comedy in on of itself.

[thulldud]

Reuters is going to make parody all but impossible someday.

[tumblindice]

For those wacky, bearded, moose-limb fun-gluttons the high point is always the noon-time 'Cult of Death' parade down Main Street then it's off to destroy some park statues, then the honor-killings w/ their `spray-and-pray' AKs...the fun never ends on Muslim Fun Day!
Weary, they roll out their mats & pray, enjoy some grape kool-aid and Oreos, then fight sleep, eagerly anticipating the afternoon executions.

[snowman_returns]

Infadel!!!

I was being sarcastic!!

Mind you it's quite a satisfying thought to imagine all those Jihadists and Burqas dissapearing down the black hole on the Oblivion vertical drop ride!

[montyspython]

Somebody needs to call the SNL writers, this one is a keeper.

[Irish Queen]

Back in the early 90's I had a Muslim child in my 3rd grade classroom. Her father was a professor at the university. An uncle sent her a t-shirt from Florida. On the shirt was a cartoon like picture of a palm tree and a smiling sun. It also had the words "Fun in the sun" across it. Everything imprinted on the shirt had a raised texture. The child's mother attempted to cover up the offensive words with a black marker, but they were still readable. She wore that shirt over a long-sleeved shirt frequently.

The child told me her mother covered up the words because they were "nasty". And "Muslims do not have fun in the sun." As soon as the child turned ten, she was completely covered up in Muslim garb except for her face and hands.

For Muslim girls or women "Fun in the sun" is simply not permitted.

[Leg Olam]

'Fun' is not mentioned once in the Queran except with the allusion to 'Paradise' as a place where the most ardent followers of the Prophet are rewarded by spending eternity uselessly fornicating with virgins. I would think that after several thousand years of this an eternal case of erectile dysfunction would be a true blessing. I don't think there is any mention of what sort of reward is granted to women. The very idea of 'fun' is a perversion in Islam.

Food for satire just doesn't get any better. Keep em coming muzzies!

[expatpat]

Isn't this the 26th time this story has been posted?

[montyspython]

That is absolutely sad.

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

"Fun" and "muslim" go together like "sense of humor" and "feminist".

[garyhope]

You beat me to it.

"Fun" and "Muslim" (Islamofascism) are not 2 words that go together in my mind.

[Cheapskate]

Bomb Vests for all my friends!!!

[goalinestan]

Clearly Bush's fault...

[nonliberal]

A pound of C-4 to the first 100 children in line!!!

[Cheapskate]

be sure not to miss the subway and bus rides in the western- city section of the park