[Covenantor]

Alton Towers in central England was to open on September 17 for Muslims -- with halal food, a strict dress code and prayer areas.

Ahhh...I see the problem. The sodding muslim minions realized that they would be too worn out from celebrating the 11th of the month to have a really good time. Sort of like having spinach after dessert.

[Westlander]

Spin the Infidel before behading ride has been suspended.