The only option here is 5.7 mhz wireless. $100 a month for 3 T-1s down and one up. That's double the bandwidth the 11th largest airline in the US uses, for 7,000 employees.
Dial-up's ok, the information density in text is about 3723625235893836453542 times that of FOX, times ten to the 389373256252517283983919827365126187128287 power for CNN.
In fact, I think CNN results in negative flow. Stuff you already learned leaves your head when watching, and you end up dumber by the hour.
Look what happened to Saddam.
LOL! :>