Well, that settles it. Get rid of the sun and we'll all live forever.
No! If we get rid of the sun we'll all get rickets due to vitamin D deficiency.
Keep the kids in the house, though, so they'll grow up to be pasty little puffballs who have convulsions at the slightest whiff of second hand smoke. That way, a cigar smoking Arab army can walk right over them.
Wait! I think we're doing that already.
This ruins my weekend. I was going to ride my motorcycle with no helmet, no shirt and no sunscreen down to the beach to enjoy a six pack, cheeseburger and big ole stogey.