[8mmMauser]

That honor goes to the Sears, Roebuck catalogue. The Times is but a gray imitator that will get ink all over your bum.

So that is what it was. I thought it was a disease.

[T'wit]

>> I thought it was a disease.

It is, but there is some debate on the onset of the disease. All authorities agree that if you read the New York Times for as little as 30 days, you will develop graymatter syndrome, an incurable brain disease that quickly attacks your character and intelligence, and leaves your bum inkier than ever.