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Iran Prez: Turning Pizzas Into 'Elastic Loaves'
newsmax.com ^ | July 29, 2006 | newsmax.com staff

Posted on 07/29/2006 5:55:17 AM PDT by ovrtaxt

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oh brother.
1 posted on 07/29/2006 5:55:18 AM PDT by ovrtaxt
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"elastic loaves," Yer wot? Man's barmy. 'Is head's done in.


2 posted on 07/29/2006 5:58:23 AM PDT by vimto (Blighty Awaken!)
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To: ovrtaxt
What did they change "Adolf Ahmonameanjihad, The Hitler of Or Time" to?

"Dear Leader" ?????

3 posted on 07/29/2006 5:59:22 AM PDT by lumber1 (It is not what you do now, but what they will do later with what you've "done now" that matters.)
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going-over-the-edge alert.

trust me, this man is fully capable of authorizing the lobbing of nukes.

4 posted on 07/29/2006 6:00:29 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand (dust off the big guns.)
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All this talk of elastic loaves is making me hungry :)


5 posted on 07/29/2006 6:00:48 AM PDT by Constantine XI Palaeologus ("Vicisti, Galilaee")
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To: ovrtaxt

Their version of the "Freedom Fries"?


6 posted on 07/29/2006 6:00:57 AM PDT by Perdogg
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To: ovrtaxt

Let me assume that "ALLAH" is not a Persian-origin word.

Clearly it must be purged from use in Iran with this latest Presidential pronouncment.

Brilliant!!


7 posted on 07/29/2006 6:01:24 AM PDT by rod1
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To: ovrtaxt

Welcome to China, citizens of Iran.


8 posted on 07/29/2006 6:02:58 AM PDT by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)
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To: the invisib1e hand

Don't the frogs do the same sort of thing? With the rise of islime in that country, looks like it's turning into an Iranian satellite state.


9 posted on 07/29/2006 6:03:12 AM PDT by Constantine XI Palaeologus ("Vicisti, Galilaee")
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To: ovrtaxt

And this dictum preserves the Iranian way....how?

Ethnic purity can carry anyone only so far, until total isolation sets in, and once cut loose from the constraints of what anyone else in the world thinks or says, you may ride off on that flying carpet, to "cuckoo-cloud-land". In that rarified atmosphere, the loss of oxygen tends to make one inattentive and unable to exercise ready judgment.

Perhaps that has happened to the Iranian leaders already.


10 posted on 07/29/2006 6:03:21 AM PDT by alloysteel (My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling, but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.)
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What's Farsi for "Pizza Hut?"

(Go Israel, Go! Slap 'Em Down Hezbullies.)

11 posted on 07/29/2006 6:03:34 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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12 posted on 07/29/2006 6:04:13 AM PDT by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)
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And "respect for women" will become "put on your burkah,pig dog wife"
13 posted on 07/29/2006 6:05:09 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative
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Emphasizing the "elastic", but where is the "loaf" part?


14 posted on 07/29/2006 6:05:54 AM PDT by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)
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To: Constantine XI Palaeologus

I'll have an elastic loaf with everything ... hold the anchovies.


15 posted on 07/29/2006 6:06:42 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (NUTS!)
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We had a Pizza last night, did not know I should have asked for an elastic loaf with extra cheese and sausage...;)

What a moron that nutjob is.


16 posted on 07/29/2006 6:07:21 AM PDT by stopem (God Bless the U.S.A the Troops who protect her, and their Commander In Chief !)
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What's Farsi for "Pizza Hut?"

"Small room where Elastic Bread is made"?

17 posted on 07/29/2006 6:07:42 AM PDT by alloysteel (My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling, but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.)
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testing link to photo

18 posted on 07/29/2006 6:08:15 AM PDT by GretchenM (What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul? Please meet my friend, Jesus.)
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To: BunnySlippers

Dang, this thread is making me hungry ......... and incredibly paranoid.


19 posted on 07/29/2006 6:08:15 AM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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To: Constantine XI Palaeologus

20 posted on 07/29/2006 6:08:45 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (NUTS!)
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