I was once in a local Subway, and a truly, morbidly obese woman came in, and ordered six whole subs, carefully considering and choosing the different bread and toppings. She paid, sat down and ate them all. I was wondering if I was witnessing some strange misinterpretation of all those "Subway Diet" commercials, only to see her arise, go back to the counter, and enquire about the cookies, wondering if they were "moist." Apparently they were.