Here's another one. I was in where else - Wal-Mart - and I saw a woman of, shall we say "ample gravity", that was adorned in a pair of spandex knee length pants and a baggy t-shirt that was big around, but barely made her hips in length. I am 15 feet or so behind her. She stops, bends over and gets an item off the bottom shelf. Her shirt bags down - I could see her face - from between her legs and between her bare breasts. It was embarrassed, humored and repulsed all in one moment.
EEEEWWWW!!!! I think we have a tie! LOL!