Don't worry, that's for our own good. And of course, we'll have to enact some taxes, fees, surcharges, and service funds to ensure that this regulation is done properly. (For reference, take a look at the back of your phone bill.)
It was only a matter of time before the greedy Socialists got their corrupt, dirty hands all over the Internet. It's downhill from here.
I'm sure the socialists will say "The internet causes obesity, so we're gonna pass a fat tax on the internet".
I know most of you think Alex Jones is a kook, but he was on the mark when he said that the current "free speech" internet will be priced out of reach of Joe Average, causing the "free speech" internet to disappear and be replaced by the "no free speech" Internet2.
Admit it, guys. Alex was right.