I remember that pavement
We had picked up all our gear, full duffle bag, galvanized bucket, and helmet.
My helmet was falling down over my eyes, and I couldn't see nothing but the yellow footprints.
I was trying to get my helmet adjusted without dropping anything and had turned my head and made eye-contact with the Assistant DI.
He walked over and asked me, (as he adjusted my helmet), 2 inches from my ear:
"Are you eye-f***ing me Maggot?"
"Sir, no Sir."
Then came my first serious mistake:"Sir thank you Sir"
(Now he's one inch from my ear), and he asks:
"EWE??? DO I LOOK LIKE A SYPHILLIS SPREADING SHEEP, MAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!"
I knew I was doomed.