As the old joke goes:
In Heaven the Germans are the Engineers, the English are the Police and the French are the Chefs.
In Hell, the French are the Engineers, the Germans are the Police and the English are the Chefs.
One of my favorites!!!
Not quite right, you left a few out:
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks French, The mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German, and it is all organized by the Italians.
Regards,
GtG