Reminds me of the Jewish octagenarian who went into the confession booth at a Catholic church. He told the priest, "I'm 85 years old, my girlfriend is 28, and we had sex three times last night."
"Sir," asked the priest, after noticing the man's heavy Jewish accent, "are you a Catholic?"
"No, I happen to be Jewish."
"Then why are you telling me this?"
"I'm telling everybody!"
I was waiting for that classic!!