[MplsSteve]

Wow, I hardly know what to say.

Special Memo to Norm Coleman's Dad:

What you did was probably OK when you were 17 and on a dark farm road somewhere.

However, you're in your 80's now and it was daylight when you decided to get your groove on. Please exercise a little discretion next time.

P.S. A 38-year old? You are definitely a mchine, Mr. Coleman!

[ccmay]

Old goat reminds me of Strom Thurmond. They had to nail down his coffin lid to fit him inside.

-ccm

[joem15]

How about the response time of the cops? If you are an 81 year old man and having sex in a car with a 38 year old woman you aren't going to be flagrant delicti for a very long period of time. 3-4 minutes tops. The cops get a phone call and arrive at the scene of the alleged crime in record time to catch Mr. Coleman in a compromising situation and make the bust.

In most big cities the cops respond to serious crime in the order that they come in, using a crime triage, if you will. Apparently, 81 year old men copulating in a car is high on the priority list because they aren't going to be long either in the coital position or on this earth. If you want the fine money then you have to get them while they are still alive.

[festus]

Hats off to the man......... He probably got arrested on purpose so everyone would know. ;-)

[Non-Sequitur]

When Winston Churchill was Prime Minister he was heard about an 81 year old man arrested for lewed behavior in a London park on a sub freezing night. He response was ,"Over 80 and below zero. Makes you PROUD to be an Englishman!"

[JZelle]

Reminds me of that Lite Beer commercial with the two old people making out on the sofa. That was so gross!

[Chi-townChief]

To borrow a quip from Dennis Leary: This isn't a crime, it's a miracle!