Thank you Judge Judy.
Apology is only genuine if one knows exactly what the apology is for, otherwise it's just an idle gesture.
I know that being specific is a huge request, but it sure would help to know how I hurt your feelings.
Would it absolutely kill you to be specific?
Otherwise my apology will be delivered by Ed McMahon along with that check from Publisher's Clearinghouse.
See above to pollyanna.