[Armedanddangerous]

You know...it's soooooo simple, I don't know why no one else figured it out.

Just take large, clear photos of all the usual suspects, put them on posters by the door of these speeches, and if one of the code pinkos comes up to the door the

DON'T FRIGGIN LET THEM IN!


Thank you, and good night.8-)

[airborne]

Mark them with an ear tag.

It works for other wild animals.