[mkjessup]

Say George?

Stay out of Tajikistan. They have mandatory AIDS testing for foreign visitors, and their needles aren't all that clean.

Then again, as someone who frequents public rest rooms looking for queer men to copulate with, you're not too clean either.

[Lockbar]

This guy will:

(A) Catch a deadly disease

or

(B) Meet a bloody, violent end at the hands of one of his "pick ups"