It's missing the required "I's be robbin' cause it's BUSH'S FAULT!(tm)!"
Ahhhh, you're ASSUMING that Tony is of the African-American persuasion. I say Tony is a Puerto Rican. Either way, let's play along. Jack & Jill are obviously white yuppies and Tony is a minority. Why could we not have had Juan and Angelina getting mugged and murdered by Ian McNamara? Happens everyday, right?