WINDOWS CRASHES!!!
BRAVO FEATURES "GAY-FRIENDLY" PROGRAMMING!!!
CARDINAL MAHONEY UTTERS HERESY!!!
ANN COULTER DECLINES EATING ENTIRE CHEESE CAKE FOR DESERT!!!
"THE ONION" MAKES SARCASTIC REFERENCE!!!
FORECAST FOR ARIZONA: SUNNY AND WARM!!!
FREEPER OFFENDS LIBERAL!!!
MTV "SINGER" DOES SOMETHING SKANKY!!!
Slow news day?