[Robert A Cook PE]

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Please correct that announcement:

YES! I Want to Join MYSELF’S Carbon Neutral Club

That’s great! It’s a quick, easy two-step:

Step One: Calculate your emissions by choosing a carbon calculator to work out what your personal emissions were for last year. For a choice of calculators, see www.earthfuture.com/climate/calculators.

Step Two: After using the calculator, click here to make your contribution to MYSELF, at $10 per pound, care of RobertACookPE@FreeRepublic.com!

(Myself accepts cash, paper, and credit cards.)

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...and if you have any questions or complaints, please write us a quick note on the back of a $20 dollar bill and we will get back to you as soon as possible...