[B4Ranch]

A cute little five year old girl asked her father what the two spiders were doing on the patio.
The father said, "They're mating".
The little girl asked what kind of spider was the one on the top.
The father said, "A Daddly Long Legs".
The little girl then asked what kind of spider was the one on the bottom.
The father said, "A Daddly Long Legs".
The little girl went over and smashed them both with her shoe saying, "I am not going to have any of that sicko crappy stuff going on in my backyard!"

[xarmydog]

Too funny!The little minds are like a sponge,as they soak up everything!When my granddaughter was three,I was in my music room,thinking I was alone,and I was having a problem with some new cords not working,and being frustrated,I was cussing some.Nothing major but cussing.{I thought I was alone]She walked in the room and said,PaPa,you just said six bad words!I looked at her granny and said,did I?She replied yes.Needless to say,any cussing of any kind is not done when she is around!It was actually a good thing,as I did not need to be cussing anyway.I was actually embarrassed about it.