ROFLMSS!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I have failed as a parent...but she does know how to warn daddy about the the pothole at the entrance to our favorite restaurant!!!!
EGADS!!! You take your child out to restaurants?!!! Don't you know how dangerous those places are? Your child does if he/she is pointing out the pot holes. Which reminds me, in the 70s, my parents fed us bread and water and we were glad for it. No one was aloud to talk to anyone, ever. And if we did, the we were scolded and sent to bed. Things were different then, I guess. ;)
Okay, enough outta me. I'm off to dine with my family - IN OUR DINING ROOM!!!!