Dear Mr. or Mrs. or Miss Three Years. do you realize that you've dissed your own cheering section here?
Dear Mr. Ms. or Miss bvw: Do you realize you've just completely outed yourself on what your problem is?
Stop stalking me. I've never done anything to you. You just pop up every now and then to try and make trouble. Do something productive instead like see a shrink about resolving your "issues" or something.