[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Q: What do you call a field full of lawyers buried up to their necks in concrete?

A: Not enough concrete

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A: A doberman.

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Lawyer arrives in heaven and there's a gigantic tickertape parade for him. He asks Saint Peter, "How come all this for little old me?!?"

St. Peter replies, "Why, of course it's because you're the oldest man ever to live on earth - 986 years old!"

The lawyer replies, "There must be some mistake! I'm only 73."

St. Peter says, "Dang! We were going by your timesheets."