[RouxStir]

"I had an alligator jump out of the water chase me once." Damned thing wouldn't give up either!

[Stoat]

Damned thing wouldn't give up either!

They'll let anybody at all sell Avon nowadays, won't they?  Or is that a Democrat political candidate doorbelling your neighborhood?  :-)

[Humbug]

I hate it when gators play the ring-the-doorbell-and-hide game, especially since they really suck at hiding and you have to pretend you don't see them because otherwise they'll get mad and try to bite your head off and then you'll have to poke their eye out and well, as you can imagine, that can get rather messy and all.

Yes, it it really is a wacky world down here in Florida.

(by the way here's a picture i took recently showing you just how pathetic gators are when it comes to hiding)