Pick up a doughnut? Is Kerry stuck in the mid '90s? Rush hasn't been overweight in a long time, you ass.
The Left's Eight Commandments
I
Thou shalt create an illusion of invulnerability shared by most members to foster excessive optimism and encourage extreme risks taking
II
Thou shall not allow any member to question the group's inherent morality, instead members shall be encouraged to ignore the ethical or moral consequences of their decisions
III
Thou shalt promote collective efforts to rationalize in order to discount warnings, or other information that might lead members to reconsider their assumptions before they recommit themselves to their assumptions
IV
Thou shalt reinforce stereotyped views of enemy leaders as too evil to warrant genuine attempts to negotiate, or as too weak and stupid to counter whatever risky attempts are made to defeat their purpose
V
Thou shalt self-censor any deviation from the apparent group consensus, inclining each member to minimize the importance of their doubts and counterarguments
VI
Thou shalt create and maintain a shared illusion of unanimity concerning judgement conforming to the majority view
VII
Thou shalt apply direct pressure on any member who expresses strong arguments against any of the group's stereotypes, illusions, or commitments, making clear that this type of dissent is contrary to what is expected of all loyal members
VIII
Thou shalt appoint mindguards to protect the group from adverse information that might shatter their shared complacency about the effectiveness and morality of their decisions
(adapted from Janis '82)
Kerry's a liberal. Liberals live perpetually in the past. Two years ago, Kerry was re-fighting the Vietnam War.
He's gained some of the weight back,
Rush is still overweight. He is probably not morbidly obese, but yeah, he's still a fatty fat porker.
Oh, and I totally love the guy. He's a dear friend and I hope he gets healthy and gets some real excercise.
Well, to be sure Rush is overweight. Just not as large as he used to be.
Nevertheless, a gigolo senator who fancies himself an aristocrat should not be making fat jokes.
If you are fat you can diet. If as is Mr. Kerry you are stupid, well not much can be done.