Steven Colbert would be proud!
Colbert might act proud, but he's a helluva lefty and would no dout denounce the act in private.
HaHa. I laughed out loud after reading that.
Great job, kanawa. Amazing story. Just be glad you're not in England. I don't think they allow knives there. Again, Great Job!
BTW-Colbert-“When you’re hiking, you put this little bell on your clothes and it jingles. That makes the bears think it’s Christmas, which they hate because they are godless killing machines.”