Didn't have your nunchakus with you at the time?
J/K.
Glad you and your pooch made it through this. Now go and buy a Powerball ticket while the streak is holding.
"It's very unusual for a bear to [try to] attack a person"
Unless the bear is the Soviet Union and it's 1962
ping!
It you want a less expensive way to make bumper stickers, the company I work for sells rolls of magnet material. 5" x 50' for $49.95 plus s&h. Call us (Glory Days Services) at 866-675-3475.