[Loyal Buckeye]

Hasn't Al Gore already done this?

[Michael.SF.]

Hasn't Al Gore already done this?

Maybe, But Adrian Cronehauer beat him to it:

Can you help me? What's your name? "My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt."

Roosevelt, what town are you stationed in?. "I'm stationed in Poontang."

Well, thank you, Roosevelt. What's the weather like out there?

"It's hot. Damn hot! Real hot!

Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking."

Well, can you tell me what it feels like. "Fool, it's hot! I told you again!

Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot!

I saw-- It's so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames.

It's that hot! Do you know what I'm talking about."

What do you think it's going to be like tonight? "It's gonna be hot and wet!

That's nice if you're with a lady, but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle."

Thank you, Roosevelt. Here's a song coming your way right now.

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Hasn't Al Gore already done this?
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No, Al believes the earth will have irreversible climate change through global warming in 10 years. After that there is nothing man can do to prevent total destruction of the planet. Obviously, we don't need a thirty year forecast, using Al's timetable that's twenty more years than we need.