"Starve the whales."
I'm all for that, usless blubber masses taking up space in the ocean, Besides that when they blow if you're within a hundred yards downwind hold your nose.
It will also get rid of the red tide that the enviros hate so much.
"green coloured crude oil phytoplankton"
I think I saw something like this in a movie once, starring Charlton Heston and Edward G. Robinson.