To: All
Great mysteries: Why did they stop at only 72 virgins??
To: MaestroLC
Because there's only so many times you can replicate Helen Thomas...
239 posted on
07/20/2006 11:29:17 AM PDT by
LibertyLee
(George W. Bush--now more than ever! Stay with him on Immigration too! He Deserves our trust!)
To: MaestroLC
...That's usually all I'm able to handle.
242 posted on
07/20/2006 11:30:49 AM PDT by
aligncare
(Watergate killed journalism)
To: MaestroLC
Great mysteries: Why did they stop at only 72 virgins?? I always wondered what happened when they were no longer virgin?
243 posted on
07/20/2006 11:31:03 AM PDT by
Mr Cobol
(Quit swatting at flies and go after the manure pile. Curtis LeMay on VIET NAM WAR!)
To: MaestroLC
Norm MacDonald explained that it was a bargaining deal:
Terrorist Leader: Normahmed, we need you to be a suicide bomber.
Normahmed Terrorist: Now wait a minute, what do I get if I do this?
Terrorist Leader: You get a virgin in heaven!
Normahmed Terrorist: Only one? How about 100?
Terrorist Leader: That's too many. 50
Normahmed Terrorist: 80
Terrorist Leader: 72
Normahmed Terrorist: 72?
Terrorist Leader: 72
Normahmed Terrorist: OK, 72
250 posted on
07/20/2006 11:34:23 AM PDT by
Sensei Ern
(http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy/ "Combat:using your advantage to exploit your enemy's weakness")
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