ROTFL!
No dude, that really is gay!
Any possibility that the higher suicide rates are more likely related to a child embracing a lifestyle that he/she knows in their heart is an aberration, rather than overhearing some straight kid saying, "that's so gay!"?
My dad was looking at an ugky New Yorker about the time I was thirteen. Big and yellow, ycuk. I walked up to it and said:
"Wow! the back seat is like a bed!"
He bought a Mustang.