[demlosers]

Savage is not being consistent in his logic. I wonder what turned him?

[Eastbound]

"Savage is not being consistent in his logic. I wonder what turned him?"

He was driving 35 miles per hour the day before and came within a whisker or two from center-punching a deer. It caused him to have a Theophany, equating it with Israel speeding over the speed limit through Lebanon and causing the world to burst out in flames.

[Eastbound]

He read a piece written by a Muslim moderate last week and had the author on his program. The author plucked him like a 12-string guitar, causing Savage's tonsils to resonate with 'All We Are Saying, Is Give Peace A Chance!'

Bet'cha he wears his bell-bottomed pants to the studio today.

He'll probably join a monastary within a month and start writing down all the names of God and watch for the stars to start disappearing.