SO this is Iran's megasuperduper evil plan? Call for a boycott of Jewish products?
DAMN they're crafty! How WILL we outfox them?!
Correction: "Jewish" products that aren't actually Jewish. Except for Calvin Klein, who is at least nominally a Jew.
Those clever ayatollahs. They're on to our..uh...publically traded companies with their public information. That they apparently didn't bother to read.