Sheehan: "Oooooo... he's no Hugo... Ohhhhh Hugo I miss you so."
Hugo Chavez says: "Jesus H. Christ, keep her away from me. I may be a bat-**** psychotic moonbat commie dictator, but I'm sane enough to stay the hell away from THAT. Can't she go bother Jesse Jackson some more?"
Jesse Jackson says: "Aw HELL no. She's your problem now. Try pawning her off on Al Franken or something."
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says: "What about me? Am I not insane enough to have an affair with this hideous infidel?"