Not as bad as Avian Dysphoria, though. I knew a guy who used to stay on the roof of the school and who took a dump on peopl e as they passed. (of course, he wasn't the one who thought he was a bird, he was just really weird...)
Why am I not suprised? Oh, right, . the rules are different down here in So Flo-Da. Besides it won't be little Havana or the 'saguesera', probably some 'hoity-toity burb' in North east Dade,... Aventura? Are there actually any children there? Maybe that's the problem.