They're strolling along the market and stopping by a sandal shop, suddenly the owner calls from the door.
..."Hey mon come here a try these special sandals. The make you wild sexy mon! A sex god!"
The guy was about to say he already was...but the twinkle in the wife's eye gave him pause.
"Go ahead honey...try them on", she said.
Upon putting them, the young hubby grabs the proprietor and rips his pants off and is going for his hips.
...when suddenly the owner screams...."YOU GOT DEM ON THE WRONG FEET MON!!!"
fun story