I'll quit smoking if you quit b#itching.
You go first.
Smoke all you want. I don't care.
Smoke 5 cartons of unfiltered a day. I don't care.
Grow tobacco in your yard. Set it all on fire and stand in the midst of it. I don't care.
Seal all your windows and set a bonfire of ciggys within. I don't care.
Smoke all day every day for the rest of your life. I don't care.
Just let me breathe without my air being infested with your smoke. It's that simple.