"With airlines, restaurants, bars, hotels, motels, and in some cases entire cities unwilling to accomodate me, I'm going to eventually get a little restless.
I have always found that something involving gunpowder cures that"
Sounds like nicotine really has you by the short hairs.
Just quit smoking. If you fail, try again. Regardless of how many time you fail, keep trying to quit.
3 step plan. Quit buying em, Quit bumming em, Quit smoking em.
Who appointed you to tell people what to do?