The girl in question used to leave flowers under my windshield wipers. At college, at work, wherever.
Two years after I got married, she was still calling my house, "Wanna go out?" My wife would answer the phone, and say, "No."
I think me & your wife could be friends if she would just share you.
hahahhaha
Just Kidding.
I have no time to stalk you & John Cusack.