Posted on 07/18/2006 1:53:00 PM PDT by JSedreporter
Good idea for a forum and good speech.
Wow. I haven't been to the brickskeller since 1986, I think. I also think that last chick I met there is still stalking me.
Something I have neither of....
Remember the great bread and cheese plate? Lots of gummint bureaucrats returned after lunch much happier for visiting the 'skeller'.
I remember the hundreds of varieties of bier, mostly. LOL.
"Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games."
"If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink."
"Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."
"If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me."
"As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!"
"As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." Marta said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke - just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy!"
"When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear."
"I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it."
Why yes Patton, yes I am. I am right behind you now. Don't turn around. Just keep reading the screen....I like to look at the back of your head.
(why do I keep looking over my shoulder?)
CAUSE YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!!!!
Which is why I stalk....to make you see me....even when I am hiding under your desk. DOn't look.....continue typing as if nothing odd is going on.
The girl in question used to leave flowers under my windshield wipers. At college, at work, wherever.
Two years after I got married, she was still calling my house, "Wanna go out?" My wife would answer the phone, and say, "No."
I think me & your wife could be friends if she would just share you.
hahahhaha
Just Kidding.
I have no time to stalk you & John Cusack.
You stalk patton; I stalk you.
If I could just get patton to stalk me, the cycle would be complete.
Not going to happen, you pervert. ;)
PLLEEEEEEAAAAAAaaaseeeeee.......?
Go beg your llama!
Somewhere in the Bahamas.
Is that you shooting on the range? You are a woman after my own heart! :-)
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